2006 GABRIELROBICHAUD.COM MERDE AWARD

As the year draws to a close, I decided I would compile my own list, for prosperity, of course. So without further ado, here are the nominees for the 2006 GABRIELROBICHAUD.COM MERDE Awards. Let me know in the comments section of this posting who you think is most deserving. I will post the winners later.

Top acchiever for Merde in Politics. The nominees are:

1. George W. Bush, American President. For that mess in the middle east.
2. Stephen Harper. Candian Prime Minister. George Bush Wanna be.
3. André Boiclaire. Leader of the Parti Québecois. I'm nominating him because he spends most of day full of merde.
4. Ken Dryden. Liberal Leadership Candidate. Really. Stick to hockey buddy.
5. Gilles Duceppe. We are a nation. Oh, no we are not. Oh yes we are. Oh wait, but you can't say that. Damn it!

Best Environmental Merde Meltdown The nominees are:

1. George W. Bush, American President. And I quote "Global warming! Those people up north should be happy its warmer in the winter!"
2. Stephen Harper. Candian Prime Minister. Environmental Plan... What plan?
3. Canada. The entire country. For destroying native canadians water supply and then doing nothing about it. Drink up the merde water. hmmm hmm
4. Canada. Again. Doing nothing about the environment, tearing up the Kyoto accord, and well, generally sucking about the envronment.

Special Merde Achievement in Music (And the competition is specially fierce in this one) The nominees are:

1. Kevin Federline
2. Britney Spears
3. Celine Dion
4. Avril Lavigne. (I just hate her, so she's on the list, she doesn't even know who David Bowie is. Idiot!
5. The entire cast and crew of Star Academie. These guys are something else. No talent.
6. The entire cast and crew of Canadian Idol and American Idol. Ditto.

Overachievement in Merde Sports. The nominees are:

1. Terrell Owens for spitting in the face of Atlanta cornerback DeAngelo Hall.
2. Zidane for that famous head butt at the World Cup.
3. Nate Robinson and J.R. Smith for starting a brawl during a basketball game. Morons.
   

Merdiest Consutruction in major infrastructures The nominees are:

1. Transport Quebec for its efforts, petitioning to have the song changed to "Laval Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling"
2. Transport Quebec its wonderful highway maintenance programme. Just take a ride on any highway in Québec. Garranteed to damage your car in less than 10km.
3. City of Montréal. The aqueduc and sewere system is 100 years old. Pipes are bursting, streets are caving in from the water damage. This resulted in a 3 month longordeal on my street, which was closed to traffic and had a huge 100 feet long, 20 feet wide 16 feet deep hole, filled with sewage water, in ftont of my building.Mayor Tremblay. Don`t be expecting my vote. THREE months to change a pipe. Really. Was the 3 week study really necessary? CHANGE THE PIPE!
4. My Landlord. Mr Englander, you have been turning off the water in the building, every friday from 8am to 5pm for the last 6 months. Do you really need to do so on saturday as well? I appreciate your effortsto maintain the building, but can i have just 1 weekend without having my water cut off!

Ok folks, there you have it. May the voting begin!